uncle scam's arto

March 7, 2006 - 11:01pm — uncle scam

a.r.t.o.
the "
american retard terrorist organization."
well it's this way.
this is the only homeland security recognized terrorist organization today. we have a contract on america.
our mission is to scare the bejezus out of the american public, easy huh?
hey
we are recording every cell phone call in or out(as you now know everywhere) for the next two years. recording, transcribing and posting to the nsa each and every morning.
we hired the christian right to transcribe your calls so please don't say anything about dick, they don't know the difference between your lovers member and the vice president, our boss. please be circumspect.
he drinks and hunts.
oh we also hire kids to ride thier bikes, skateboards and general thuggery on the sidewalks of every town. we can't protect you if you're walking around stay in your homes and buy everything on your computer. we pay 11 dollars an hour.
we hire your neighbors, the peeping toms, to look in your windows and tell us every wierd thing they see.
wow
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